The Making of Backstairs Boogaloo

You may be asking yourselves how a work of such genius is created. Well, this is how: The idea came to me one day when I was reading Cosmo. I realized that the sex tips would sound even better set to music. So, this is the first track of my debut album entitled "Spank Bank." For those of you who are unfamiliar with the phrase, this is how the Urban Dictionary defines the word:

Spank bank
1. A memorable collection of mental images that one wishes to retain for master debational purposes.

"Yo, 2 o'clock, see that thong?" "Yeah, that's going in the spank bank."

2. Porn collection.

Next up in the "Spank Bank" is "Straddle His Saddle"... get ready.

Backstairs Boogaloo

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Backstairs Boogaloo, Ya Dig?

You should face the stairs, and your bodies should mesh together.
Enter at an upward tilt for endless G-spot pleasure.
Try holding on to the stairs with one hand upon the rail.

Trigger your passion button with other hand to wail.
On a scale of one to ten this pose is an eleven.
The feeling is spine tingling its called stairway to heaven.