The Making of Backstairs Boogaloo

You may be asking yourselves how a work of such genius is created. Well, this is how: The idea came to me one day when I was reading Cosmo. I realized that the sex tips would sound even better set to music. So, this is the first track of my debut album entitled "Spank Bank." For those of you who are unfamiliar with the phrase, this is how the Urban Dictionary defines the word:

Spank bank
1. A memorable collection of mental images that one wishes to retain for master debational purposes.

"Yo, 2 o'clock, see that thong?" "Yeah, that's going in the spank bank."

2. Porn collection.

Next up in the "Spank Bank" is "Straddle His Saddle"... get ready.